Ladies, let me start off by saying Girl Power, Women Rule, All Hail to Women; but seriously, is it entirely necessary that you pee on the seat? I mean, COME ON! Every time I go into a public restroom, I walk into a stall that has drops of pee on the entire seat.
Like, I don't get it. Who ever made toilet seat covers must be downgrading from their yacht off the coast of Paris to a speed boat in Florida because no one is using them anymore. And let me tell you, I will walk out of the that stall and try to find a remotely dry seat.
My entire life my mother has always said, "Don't forget to put the paper down!" Was that only my mother?!
We are not gifted with the natural talent of having an instrument where we can shoot and pee, so please take the time and effort to not super soak the facilities with your urine.
And I thank you!
Author: Stay
